[jeremy clarkson] this ferrari is an adequate compensation for my shriveled prawn dick but the interior is just not as nice as the porsche, join us after a brief interlude of bullying our pet wanker Richard Hammond, I’ll be ramming a volvo up my bastard arsehole and being a racist fuckboy
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.